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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


#1325

What do you get if you breed two different varieties of the sexiest rabbits you can find?

What, you don’t already know?


#1326

Too soon?

During the fire in Paris, firefighters rescued a small case. In it was a cheese roll, crisps, a biscuit & a carton of orange juice.

It was the Lunchpack of Notre Dame


#1327

A vegan said to me that selling meat is disgusting .
I said selling fruit and vegetables is grocer.


#1328

Banned!

(Let me look this up on the form, not sure why you were banned, oh, yes, here it is:
FOR PUNS)


#1329

I’ll take it.

I had a dream the other day, that I was playing Yahtzee with the Grim Reaper… dicing with death!


#1330

Heck, my dream involved dicing onions as well as Yahtzee. It was a meal to the death.
I cried.
(you know, because of onions).

(I also don’t know where I’m going with this, I’m currently heavily medicated, I’m so sorry)


#1331

But… that’s what the analogy “dicing with death” already means. Not Yahtzee specifically, obviously (and maybe the stakes were lower in your dream), but still… I don’t think I can let you away with that : )


#1332

Group of adventurers sat around a table in an inn. The innkeeper asked why they have so many weapons.

“Mimics!” they replied.

They laughed. The innkeeper laughed. The table laughed.


#1333

The funny part is that the innkeeper, the adventurers, and the table are all mimics.

AND SO ARE ALL THE WEAPONS!

This chilling tale brought to you by Kobolds Anonymous.


#1334

Are Glass Caskets the wave of the future?

Remains to be seen.