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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


#1265

Banned you say? Reminds me of my first wife. We got divorced because she was addicted to counting. I wonder what she’s up to now?


#1266


#1267

Oh the comedy gold that is addiction. Teach 'em young to poke fun at something people struggle with and ruins lives… That’s what I always say (which is starting to be problematic since it’s not an appropriate answer for when my wife asks, “What should we have for dinner?”)


#1268

Eat what’s on your plate and be happy for it! There are children starving in some country that’s popular for charities at the moment.


#1269

@Phil You know that Count Von Count recently got arrested.

He was driving with a
1
2
0.036 blood alcohol level.


#1270

Why can’t birds get a cold?
Because they’re emune.


#1271

No no no no no YOU PEOPLE KNOW YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GET BANNED ONE DAY?


#1272

Ok here is another joke I invented, and this one is actually funny.

Are you ready.

It’s genius.

Why did the vulture cross the road?

To get to the other’s hide


#1273

I thought about having a kangaroo burger for lunch, but on second thoughts, I’ll skip it.


#1274

My Regrets:
Selling my shares in Microsoft in the early 90s
Not using a condom
Starting this topic


#1275

Learned something today:

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.


#1276

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.


#1277

Woah! I didn’t see that coming.


#1278

There was something strange about that joke, but I can’t put my finger on it.


#1279

My new braille e-book reader is pretty high tech – everything is in a digital format.


#1280

https://www.yankodesign.com/2009/04/17/braille-e-book/


#1281

https://www.yankodesign.com

Wait … is that the website of famous Gebrovian game designer Yanko Vistoigne?


#1282

What did the older tomato said to the younger tomato?

Nothing. They are just tomatoes.


#1283

A vine move.


#1284

I’ve got a joke. It’s one of those ones where I ask a question and you say ‘I don’t know, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot’… and the question again.

Ok, right, are you ready? Very funny joke…

I say, I say, I say, what is the secret of great comedy?