Banned you say? Reminds me of my first wife. We got divorced because she was addicted to counting. I wonder what she’s up to now?
Oh the comedy gold that is addiction. Teach 'em young to poke fun at something people struggle with and ruins lives… That’s what I always say (which is starting to be problematic since it’s not an appropriate answer for when my wife asks, “What should we have for dinner?”)
Eat what’s on your plate and be happy for it! There are children starving in some country that’s popular for charities at the moment.
@Phil You know that Count Von Count recently got arrested.
He was driving with a
0.036 blood alcohol level.
Why can’t birds get a cold?
Because they’re emune.
No no no no no YOU PEOPLE KNOW YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GET BANNED ONE DAY?
Ok here is another joke I invented, and this one is actually funny.
Are you ready.
Why did the vulture cross the road?
To get to the other’s hide
I thought about having a kangaroo burger for lunch, but on second thoughts, I’ll skip it.
Selling my shares in Microsoft in the early 90s
Not using a condom
Starting this topic
Learned something today:
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
Woah! I didn’t see that coming.
There was something strange about that joke, but I can’t put my finger on it.
My new braille e-book reader is pretty high tech – everything is in a digital format.
Wait … is that the website of famous Gebrovian game designer Yanko Vistoigne?
What did the older tomato said to the younger tomato?
Nothing. They are just tomatoes.
A vine move.
I’ve got a joke. It’s one of those ones where I ask a question and you say ‘I don’t know, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot’… and the question again.
Ok, right, are you ready? Very funny joke…
I say, I say, I say, what is the secret of great comedy?