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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


#1125

I learned the etymology of referring to currency as “liquid” today. It’s a corruption of French for quid.


#1126

My wife told me this one today and I thought it too good not to post it.

Why does the Buddha never vacuum under his couch?

Because he has no attachments.


#1127

I sold my vacuum cleaner today on ebay.

Well, it was just collecting dust.


#1128

@Gwathdring, you’re OK (for now. It was pretty close, though).

@DogFace and @SleepyWill are banned.


#1129

@MinuteWalt We should keep a note of all the bans, and keep a copy in Afghanistan. A tally-ban.


#1130

I think we should rescind the bans. Get the banned back to together.


#1131

Back and forth, @MinuteWalt, what are you, a rubber banned?


#1132

@Gwathdring you better think, about what you’re trying to do to me.

https://youtu.be/Vet6AHmq3_s

Because I will watch that movie again. And quote it here.


#1133

First post after intro. Here we go.
When I was a teen I came up with this one:

What do you call a neurology university for hippopotamuses?

A hippocampus


#1134

This actually got me to laugh out loud.


#1135

You are all banned.


And congratulations, my son. You are now banned as well. Welcome to The Off Topic!


#1136

Tell me, @MinuteWalt, if you read your bans out in church, does it mean you’re marrying the rhetorical question?


#1137

If all these jokes hurt you so much, might I offer you a banned-aid?


#1138

You’d better be careful with puns like these, or @MinuteWalt might fetch his three whips. The orange ones, to be exact.


#1139

You guys need to stop. @MinuteWalt isn’t just going to ban you, he’ll chase you right out of here. You’ll be a banned on the run.


#1140

That’s it! I’m done. I quit.

I’m going to Old West to become an outlaw, and live out the rest of my days as a bannedito.


#1141

Best of luck to you. I am sure you’ll be running contrabanned all over the place before you know it.


#1142

No! Come back, don’t abandon us.

Also

Why did the Mafia boss get left out of parties? He was a banned don


#1143

A friend of mine works in the ER and said at least one person came in for lacerations after cutting an avacado wrong. I said that sounds unpleasant. She said it’s the pits.


#1144

Also I think I just did a cross-platform brick-joke for an audience of zero. Nailed it.