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Simple rules.

Post any quote you absolutely love.

Never explain where it’s from.

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Three to start us off.

The sound of monkeys plummeting to their deaths. “Continue the experiments.”

“You are like the buzzing of flies to him.”

“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne, Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky.”

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‘And if you’re not here, the Assistant Chief Constable can’t walk in and find you snoring face-down
on your desk.’
She dragged herself to her feet.
‘I’ll get my coat.’

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‘That is one big pile of shit’

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Why, for this life there’s
no man smart enough
Life’s too short for learning
Every trick and bluff.

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No matter where you go - there you are

Ever thus to deadbeats

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Never trust an unarmed proctologist.

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Go quickly, travel safely, my young friend, to the land of ghosts .

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Anyone else think we should ignore the murder ponies and go home?

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“I came for the waters.”

“But we’re in the desert.”

“I was misinformed.”

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“What was your major again?”

“Farting.”

“I thought it was English.”

“Semantics.”

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“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”

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Waste no more time arguing over what a good man should be. Be one.

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it

Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

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'“My name is Hole, cause I’m a hole lot of fun!”

“If the target is alive, capture him. If not, kill him.”

“They don’t know their hole from a butt in the ground”

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“You may be a King or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper…”

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He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.

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A topical one.

“S.T.A.R.S…”

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“Website performance reports”

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“This was the wrong week to give up sniffing glue”

After saying something blatantly silly, “I’m not helping much, am I?”

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