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Poorly described plots (seven words or fewer)


#4504

I’m going to guess Osmosis Jones, though it’s not two hours long.


#4505

Afraid not .


#4506

Passion of the Christ?


#4507

Well that was short lived. Yes. The answer is the 2004 grindhouse film The Passion of The Christ.

Your prize… is… hmm. How about this band that was recently shown to me called Zeal & Ardour, described by Wikipedia thusly: “Zeal & Ardor is an avant-garde metal band started and led by Manuel Gagneux, a Swiss-American musician who had previously created a chamber pop project called Birdmask. Formed in 2013, the band mixes sounds of negro spirituals with black metal.”

EDIT: I confess not being thrilled about the use of the term “Negro Spirituals” - it feels… kind of bad. That said, the song is still just so good.

(This song is the least black-metally one, its actually kind of misleading to the rest of the album it comes from. That says, it is exceptional)


#4508

You people and your clues.

Man drinks Coke Zero, other numbers appear.


#4509

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World?


#4510

We really are cooking with gas!

Correct!

Your prize is a Culkin of your choice.


#4511

Kieran is the best choice.


#4512

It gets worse when you find out he got the idea from 4chan:

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(Word censored by me.)


#4513

Wooof yeah - not the best place to go to for feedback or suggestions. However I do feel comfortable giving the albums he’s produced the (seemingly impossible) best thing that came out of an idea from 4Chan. So that’s something I guess. I’ve been listening to his other project, Birdmask, as well, and there is something really special about the music this guy is making. Would I rather there not be any kind of degrees of separation from 4Chan? Yes, obviously.

Also. Afro Djent would kind of be awesome as a genre of music…


#4514

Okay, new plot:

Beast master and space wizard protect woman


#4515

Space Balls?
I guess, also Star Wars…


#4516

Adding another another plot to the mix:
A boy and surrogate father hide from the police.


#4517

Nope


#4518

AI ?


#4519

Terminator 2: Judgement Day


#4520

Ding ding ding we have a winner.
Please select a prize


#4521

I want some of that SPF two million sunblock mentioned in the film.


#4522

I will begin to tinker in the lab. Expect a delivery by time traveling robot approximately three days ago.


#4523

Argh, where did I put it? I’m sure it’ll turn up.